i fucking love harry styles
Makayla
Aspiring to be something. My life's goal is to meet the queen.
Un jour je m'aime moi-même.
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this completely went over my head as a kid

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zooophagous:

themouseketeer:

Marshmallow jut wanted to be a queen this whole time.

This makes me so happy.

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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bennyslegs:

sherlock was like “afghanistan or iraq?” but the semi in his pants was like “i’m not fussy”

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what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

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andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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xrayssayigotspine:

geekkybear:

gay-men:

Flawless logic.

lol Awesomeness.

i had to

xrayssayigotspine:

geekkybear:

gay-men:

Flawless logic.

lol Awesomeness.

i had to

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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mrbeysus:

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

Now sissy that walk

mrbeysus:

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

Now sissy that walk

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